How to Be a Bad Yoga Partner - Top Ten Tips

partner yogawhen you jeans or tight pants rip down the middle and
Partner Yoga is a niche kind of yoga that is like havingcause a scene. Also the view for your partner must
a stretching partner. Using the energy of the partnerbe great now too!
dynamic, you can go deeper in some of the poses,Come to class late. This is really pivotal if you are
remain steady in some of the balancing poses bycoming alone and everyone has already been paired
using your partner's weight and get direction andup. Even better if everyone is in a more silent,
support, while at the same time supporting, guiding andmeditative pose and you disrupt everyone so that
encouraging your own partner. It can be done with twothey can make space and find you a partner.
solos who just met or with longtime couples. You willCheck out the hotties. Keep staring and ogling the hot
take turns placing each other in restorative poses andyoga chick in the tight pink pants next to you. Your
then massaging your partner's hands, feet, neck andpartner doesn't need you to be present and
face while they simply get to relax and melt. In posesconcentrate. Even better, if you came with your wife
and exercises, partners rely on each other's support toor girlfriend.
keep correct body alignment, balance, andShow off your skills. Try showing off your range of
concentration. In a deeper sense, this physical supportmotion and flexibility so that everyone knows you are
fosters deeper feelings of nurture and acceptance.the best in class. Even better if you are partnered with
Here is a list of the ways you can be a partner that noa yoga newbie or someone that has a limiting injury.
one will want to practice with again.Keep your blackberry on. Leave your cell phone on
Don't shower or wear deodarant. You want to smellthat has an obnoxious ring tone. This works best if you
earthy and musky and be dripping sweat on yourcan make sure to take calls during the meditation part
partner.and shivasana. Bonus points if you have a phone that
Forget to brush your teeth in class. This is reallyflashes lights when you have a text or email waiting
paramount for couples. doesn't your wife want to getfor you. Another bonus point if this is during the
close to your tuna fish onion sandwich breath,lights-dimmed relaxation part of class.
especially when she is a few inches away in some ofPush your partner past their limit and boundaries. Don't
the more cuddly poses.they want to feel something intense in the poses?
Rattle your partner. When you are in the balancingDon't let your partner wuss out.
poses, keep knocking your partner down and ruin theirCriticize your partner. Why can't they try harder to get
concentration.their foot behind their head or stay longer in a
Forget to wear yoga clothes to class. Don't you love ithandstand. Again, don't let them wuss out.